Logan Pierce
News
Progressives Accidentally Find Common Ground With Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. In a stunning display of bipartisan unity not seen since the great "Pizza is a Vegetable" compromise of 2011, progressive activists have...
U.S. News
AOC on Housing Crisis: ‘Just Build More Houses, It’s Not That Hard’
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a breakthrough moment that has left housing economists scrambling to update their textbooks, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez unveiled her comprehensive solution...
U.S. News
Progressives Demand Free Tickets Out of the Country
In an astonishing display of entitlement and irony, a group of progressive activists has launched a campaign demanding the government provide free deportation flights...
Education
Debate Club at a University Suspended After One Meeting for ‘Unsafe Ideas’
An intramural debate club at a university has been suspended indefinitely after only one meeting following complaints that the discussions were “too unsafe” for...
Fashion
NYC Beauty Spot Limits Bold Colors to Progressives
In a move that has sparked outrage and amusement across social media, a new beauty salon in New York City has announced a controversial...
Fashion
Washington State Targets Low-Rise Jeans in Bold Battle for Body Positivity
In a move sure to make fashion lovers everywhere roll their eyes, Washington State’s most woke lawmakers are pushing legislation to ban low-rise jeans....
Military
Californians Concerned Military Cannot Provide Safe Spaces in War-zones
A growing number of voices from California’s progressive communities are raising concerns about the military’s ability to provide safe spaces in active warzones. The...
Sports
Inaugural Woke Olympics Faces Shortage of Participation Trophies
The much-anticipated first-ever Woke Olympics, designed to crown the loudest outrage artist in the culture wars, has stumbled out of the gate with an...
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