In a move sure to make fashion lovers everywhere roll their eyes, Washington State’s most woke lawmakers are pushing legislation to ban low-rise jeans. Yes, the very same low-rise jeans making a flashy comeback thanks to influencers and celebrities are now public enemy number one in the fight for body positivity.
Apparently, these lawmakers believe that a pair of jeans that sit below the hips somehow threatens the delicate sensibilities of society’s most vulnerable. One local official put it bluntly. “Low-rise jeans are back, and with them, a return to exclusionary beauty ideals. We simply cannot allow this regression.” Because, of course, the real threat to society is not anything serious. It is denim waistbands.
A local retailer had a more grounded take, calling the move “government interference in personal style.” But why let freedom of choice get in the way of policing pants? After all, what is next? Banning skinny jeans because they might hurt someone’s feelings?
The debate has sparked a nationwide discussion about just how far woke culture is willing to go to control everyday life. Some experts say banning clothing trends tied to body image issues might support inclusivity. Others warn it is just another example of overreach that risks turning the world into a giant safe space complete with dress codes enforced by politicians.
Washington State has long been a leader in progressive policies. Now it is aiming to lead the charge in regulating your closet. If this passes, it will set a new standard for how much government can and should dictate fashion choices in the name of social justice.
For now, lawmakers are still gathering feedback, but one thing is clear. When it comes to fighting imagined battles against low-rise jeans, no pair of pants is safe.
